All I did Friday was head in to work and do coatcheck. It was a local night, but did pretty well. The bands were Alice Anna and Domino Falls (I like both of the bands, something new from Maryland, for sure). I read my Chelsea Handler book, made some tips, watched a girl go crazy in the hallway because she got kicked out. Kicked over a trash can and then picked up the coatcheck sign, hitting the walls and floor with it, screaming, “YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M GOING THROUGH! YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE” and then ran out.

A few dudes were drunk enough to tell me they wanted to marry me within seconds of meeting them.

However, it started snowing that night. On my way home from work, I stopped by Walmart to get another ice scraper incase I wouldn’t be able to find my old one buried in the trunk. Well, I found it underneath my driver’s seat, clearly after I purchased a new one - but I kept it so now I have two. I bought a cheese steak pizza and a white pizza from Walmart and it was the best decision of Friday night.