This is what dehydration looks like. With @christysummers at cracker barrel, her first time ever here! It’s amazing what you can accomplish before noon. #crackerbarrel (at Cracker Barrel Old Country Store)
I decided to draw today. (at Rams Head Live)
I saw a girl break up with her boyfriend tonight because he wanted to leave the show two songs before the end.
"I’m done. When we get back to the apartment, get your shit and leave. This is over."
She stayed until the end and so did he. But they’re probably still together.
But if homegirl is choosing panic! at the disco over you, know your place.
Bryan Greenberg has been filming his new movie “A Year and Change” in Rockville. Apparently, filming goes until like the 22nd or so. Just in time to appear under my Christmas tree for me. I just think it’s pretty convenient. LOLOLOL.
In the United States:
dip n’ dots will make my panties drop
This was how you did it in 1995, guys.
he just tama got in
can we all have a moment of great respect for a guy who can moonshoe to the mall, when the first time I tried to use moonshoes i fell through them and sprained my ankle
Those things were so hard to walk in. But if I had panties dip n dots would def make them drop
Any dude who can bring me three tamagotchis that still work and dip n dots, is dateable material for 2013, as well.
Jason Sudeikis, Chris Pine, Charlie Day, & Jason Bateman on set of Horrible Bosses 2 in LA.
Ron Burgundy came to my town today…with Dunkin Donuts and a 40